Tacky Tuesday

rfFeaturing the finest gift items from your local Christian megastore…

The Bible has never been so relevant.  In addition to the boring stories and letters about God and stuff, you can get music reviews and learn about girls, cash, and cars (success in aforementioned not guaranteed).  Only $4.99 for Refuel:  The Complete New Testament.

Priorities

priorities

A good set of priorites.  Though one one might suggest that the coach add “spelling” to the list.

(ht: Glenn Lucke)

Tacky Tuesday

Featuring the finest gift items from your local Christian megastore…gigt

God is good!  And…apparently has really big teeth.  Get the Smiley Ichthus 2 t-shirt while you still can.  Only $9.99.

Jones kid quotes

“Me nice”Wynnie Jones (2)

Tacky Tuesday

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You won’t forget to tithe if you have the Trust In The Lord, Money Clip.  Just $5.99 (money not included).

I Don’t Know Why He Swatted a Fly…

The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) are apparently outraged at President Obama’s senseless slaughter of an innocent fly on national TV.

PETA reportedly is demanding that the President issue a formal apology, make full restitution to the fly’s family, and declare July, 2009 to be “National Winged Insect Appreciation Month.”

Tacky Tuesday

Featuring the finest gift items from your local Christian megastore…jesustakethewheel

Jesus take the wheel!  (and provide a pleasant, fresh scent).  You won’t want to get in your car without the Jesus Take The Wheel Forest Scent Cross Air Freshener.  Only $2.49.