The Reluctant Puritan Top 10

TOP 10 LEAST OVERHEARD COMMENTS/QUESTIONS AT LAKEWOOD CHURCH IN HOUSTON

10. This is alright, but it would really be great if they would put some more money into their multimedia budget.

9. I love these small, intimate gatherings of Christians.

8. Did you read the new John Piper book?

7. Man, sometimes it’s really hard being a Christian.

6. What passage is the pastor teaching from today?

5. That’s weird. I drive down US-59 every day, and I’ve never noticed this church was here before.

4. Excuse me, could you tell me where the systematic theology class is being taught?

3. I was reading Charles Spurgeon the other day and…

2. It’s not about me.

And the number one least overheard comment/question at Lakewood Church in Houston…

1. Joel who?

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One Response

  1. 11. “I’m your pastor, so stop by my office or call me at home anytime. And, let me know if you’re in the hospital – I’ll come visit.”

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